Accept no imitations (at least not the vulgar ones)   

A friend of the label today drew our attention to the fact that some joker is selling unofficial Blackest Ever Black sweaters online, or at least knowingly appropriating the name to their own ends. Ordinarily we’d be flattered by a spot of bootlegging, but these happen to be very crass, moronic creations indeed, with Ian Brady’s gormless mug placed front and centre (seriously). So, should you happen to encounter this product, please ignore it, it has absolutely nothing to do with us. Any official BEB merch, crass or otherwise, will be announced/documented on this website.

Thanks to M.A. for the tip.