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  • Sexually explicit material depicting bondage, S/M and other fetish activities is allowed by the local law governing my region.
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Exploring Jezebel is VIVID EXTREME.

Least and last…begrudgingly enslaved to mention…for further chores completed under mistress’s call: VENUS INTERNATIONAL.

Vinyl LP, 33 1/3 rpm, mastered and cut by Matt Colton at Alchemy, London. Pressed at Optimal and housed in full colour gatefold sleeve with 300x300mm pro-printed colour insert and download code (MP3/FLAC).

CD housed in jewel case with printed booklet and exclusive imagery.

This release will also be available to buy on digital formats.

Customers who pre-order the vinyl edition direct from Blackest Ever Black will also receive a full download (MP3/FLAC) of the album via email on or shortly before the official release date.

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LP tracklist:

  • A1. Luckily I was allowed to get dressed when I left the house. (1:04)
  • A2. I am made to greet each guest with a limp-wristed handshake (1:50)
  • A3. Only Carla (5:03)
  • A4. She is pretty strange, the way she dresses, that punky hair. God knows what she gets up to. (0:14)
  • A5. Jack The Damned (2:26)
  • A6. Since I am on a strict 500 calorie a day diet with extensive exercise and no alcohol, I have the shape of a petite little woman, and my wife has paid for breast implants and facial surgery to make me more acceptable. (3:45)
  • A7. Duck shall not have the audacity to request release himself. Duck shall not gripe or complain about the duration of his confinement, the length of which will be solely determined by mistress. (1:02)
  • A8. He might be able to earn a meal of slop if he does dangerous work (for instance: crash test dummy). THUNDERSKINS (0:52)
  • A9. To compensate, while the average life span of a male will be about 70 years, medical advancements will make the average lifespan of a woman to be about 750 years. (1:03)
  • A10. When thanksgiving approaches, I’m usually in my third week without release. (2:27)
  • B1. Thunderskins London Dungeon (1:11)
  • B2. The grad student turned her eyes toward the closet where she had made him hide. THUNDERSKINS (5:34)
  • B3. Drugs. Alan, I don’t believe it but somebody saw her shooting up in the restroom. (1:08)
  • B4. Only Tease (5:03)
  • B5. Tennis has always been my life since I was a small boy in Mexico City. My father was the head gardener at an estate owned by a very important man and he used to take me with him so I could hit the balls on the court. (0:22)
  • B6. Wild Spectrum (3:10)
  • B7. Credits (2:56)

 

CD & digital tracklist:

  • 1. Luckily I was allowed to get dressed when I left the house. (1:04)
  • 2. I am made to greet each guest with a limp-wristed handshake (1:50)
  • 3. Only Carla (5:03)
  • 4. She is pretty strange, the way she dresses, that punky hair. God knows what she gets up to. (0:14)
  • 5. Jack The Damned (2:26)
  • 6. Since I am on a strict 500 calorie a day diet with extensive exercise and no alcohol, I have the shape of a petite little woman, and my wife has paid for breast implants and facial surgery to make me more acceptable. (3:45)
  • 7. Duck shall not have the audacity to request release himself. Duck shall not gripe or complain about the duration of his confinement, the length of which will be solely determined by mistress. (1:02)
  • 8. He might be able to earn a meal of slop if he does dangerous work (for instance: crash test dummy). THUNDERSKINS (0:52)
  • 9. To compensate, while the average life span of a male will be about 70 years, medical advancements will make the average lifespan of a woman to be about 750 years. (1:03)
  • 10. When thanksgiving approaches, I’m usually in my third week without release. (2:27)
  • 11. My breasts were pierced, so red ball ornaments were placed through each nipple. Additionally, each ear was pierced, so a red ball ornament was placed in each earring hole. My nipples were protruding through a hole for each in the silk red top of the ensemble. It had red and green fur around it, and I was tied from head to toe with beautiful tinsel garland. Bows were placed all over my body, and a giant bow was placed in my femininely prepared hair. Of course, I had bright Christmas-type make-up on and the bright red ball gag ornament in my mouth. And don’t forget the jingle bells, which were sewed all over my outfit. This was a sort of security system to keep me still and in position. Don’t forget the lights either, which were very, very hot against my skin – she used outdoor lights, which were sheer torture. (8:36)
  • 12. Thunderskins London Dungeon (1:11)
  • 13. The grad student turned her eyes toward the closet where she had made him hide. THUNDERSKINS (5:34)
  • 14. Drugs. Alan, I don’t believe it but somebody saw her shooting up in the restroom. (1:08)
  • 15. Only Tease (5:03)
  • 16. Tennis has always been my life since I was a small boy in Mexico City. My father was the head gardener at an estate owned by a very important man and he used to take me with him so I could hit the balls on the court. (0:22)
  • 17. Wild Spectrum (3:10)
  • 18. Credits (2:56)
Exploring Jezebel

On A Business Trip To London   BLACKESTLP008 | CD008 | DL008

 

Good evening.

With respectful permission I am allowed by mistress as she has dictated to me with wisdom and clarity through the cobwebs of my libido brain to follow up with you to make sure your experience has been pleasurable.

The name mistress have given me to address you, the magnificent audience, is Vivid Extreme.

I love my new name and after being told I had no use for my old one I happily accepted this stern but yet vivacious title for my thing called a life.

Together with mistress you have you have so graciously accepted me to perform for you and brought me out of my dim and poorly lit mentality of an ignorant beggar and encouraged me to apply my training under the bleachers of which a grand and perfect union of games and showmanship has blossomed with english sensibility and the expert choreography of the far east.

As my emotional capacity is limited to such ‘stable oriented hay-fare’, my piggish eyes can only see in the dark through the loud make-up cake and the quiet aperture stallion breath of my mouth I can only disrespectfully and jealously acknowledge another player in fateful and obedient chastity -although she is not permitted to speak for herself a surrogate voice is used here. Venus International. A being higher on the glass ladder than my former self could even fantasize through chains, shackles and corrective dildo detention.

This dramatic document of curious electronics was recorded under supervision and guidance in Berlin, New York and London.

With gracious and fearful humility, I ask your forgiveness and request permission to thank you.


 

On A Business Trip To London is an album of curious electronics and sissy dance conceived under the shadow of Big Ben by Vivid Extreme.

Initial research carried out at Ibis City Hotel, London; purple nail polish applied in Berlin and New York City. The result is a perfect and perhaps overdue meeting of emasculated P.E, limp-wristed ornamental industrial, sickly minimal synth and cheap suntanned trollop techno. Its tinny rhythmic ringtone cycles of humiliation and debasement evince an unlikely humanity: there is yearning behind the red ballgag and loud make-up cake; Duck’s piggy eyes betray an implacable melancholy.

Indeed, despite the restricted nature of its content, On A Business Trip To London is a highly accessible and often disarmingly pretty work which will appeal to the belissima ballerina in all working men. More than that, it is required listening for all who admire those qualities most fascinating in a woman: allure, magnetism, power and dominance.

Exploring Jezebel has been active since 2008’s Locking Up The Husband’s Penis Is Not Slavery, But Rather The Greatest Act Of Kindness Given To A Man and Attending UCLA Lecture On Forced Feminization, and notable releases since include the 12-hour, 8-cassette set Penis Torture Chamber (2010) and 2014’s Performs For Her And Her Bulls. On A Business Trip To London is Exploring Jezebel’s first vinyl offering, and is presented in a full colour gatefold sleeve with two printed inserts; the album will also be issued on CD and digital formats. All three editions are available to pre-order now.

For a catalogue of related titles please send an S.A.E. to: Swish Publications Ltd, 47 Great Guildford Street, London SE1 OES.